My Birthday's Today! Life Entry posted by Rocco October 13, 2007 237 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 Well, my party. Tomorrow's my real birthday. Whoohoo for me.
ChocolateFrogs Posted October 13, 2007 The Depressing Happy Birthday Song Oh! Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun! And the whole band gathers round And gifts & laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song! Happy Birthday! Now you’re one year older Happy Birthday! Your life still isn’t over Happy Birthday! You’ve not accomplished much But you didn’t die this year I guess that’s good enough! Cheers to your fading health I hope you don’t remind yourself Your chance of finding fame and wealth Decreases every year. Does it feel like you’re doing laps, Eating food, taking naps, And hoping that someday perhaps your life will hold some cheer? Happy Birthday! You’ve done nothing that matters! Happy Birthday! You’re starting to get fatter! Happy Birthday! It’s downhill from now on! Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone! If cryogenics were all free Then you could be like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice! But this is it, your time is set This is the only life you get And though it hasn’t ended yet Sometimes you wish it might! Happy Birthday! You wish you had more money! Happy Birthday! Your life’s so sad it’s funny! Happy Birthday! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry So just cut the stupid cake! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday, dear Toa Rocco! -CF Quote Link to comment
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