First of all, LOL to the title. Second, here's the reasoning behind it.

So, I went to this park the other day, right? Eh, you wouldn't know After not being bitten by mosquitoes AT ALL this Summer (We didn't go anywhere, for fear of toasting in the hot sun, we decided to either stay in air conditioned home, air conditioned walmart, air conditioned car or air conditioned church.) I have 7 mosquito bites now. >.> Boy are they pain when you are trying to sleep.

I have three on one leg, two on the other, and one on each hand.

Oh yeah, and to make things more itchyful, my MOM's cat tricked me into picking her up today, and she rubbed her check against my face and all over me. Since I'm allergic to cats, I broke out everywhere. Evil little thing.

~Sunneh