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My Ergonomic Keyboard Never Leaves Me Bored


Arpy

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Driving situations I *hate*:

  • Driving our big, 15-passenger van
  • Driving with my mom
  • Driving our big, 15-passenger van with my mom
I don't actually hate my mom or anything (No, of course not. I love my mom.), but driving with her is about as relaxing as having a rabid wolverine in my underwear. Speaking of which (in a roundabout sort of way), this year's Halloween costume requires me to stop shaving about five days before the event. Guess why.

 

Arpy

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Hmm...

Lets see....

We'll add in some yellow and blue....maybe a skeleton with retractable claws....and just a dash of adamantium.

 

We get a....a giraffe?

....hmmm....no, something seems wrong with my calculations....

 

EDIT: I've got it! What I meant to say was Hugh Jackman. Yep. Went there.

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It always seems that one parent is horrible at teaching their son or daughter how to drive, and the other parent is more lenient. For me it was my mom too... she was always afraid I'd drive her into the ditch.

 

Obviously you're going to be a fuzz puff thingy for Halloween. You know, a ball of hair with two eyes staring out... :blink:

 

:music:

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Still no, and xccj, my facial hair doesn't grow quite that fast. ;) Kame, I don't think Hugh Jackman has quite as much acne as I do. Here's a Clew: Look for similes.

 

Arpy

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Oh come on....Tell me you've seen the X-men movies, Arpy...I'm pretty sure I'm on the right track...did you read all of my coment? Its all there.

 

Edit: Meh, I'll go ahead and say it.

driving with her is about as relaxing as having a rabid wolverine in my underwear.

(bold added for emphasis).

 

So yeah...You're gonna be everybody's favorite clawed mutant, right?

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Oh come on....Tell me you've seen the X-men movies, Arpy...I'm pretty sure I'm on the right track...did you read all of my coment? Its all there.

 

Edit: Meh, I'll go ahead and say it.

driving with her is about as relaxing as having a rabid wolverine in my underwear.

(bold added for emphasis).

 

So yeah...You're gonna be everybody's favorite clawed mutant, right?

I think you're on to something.

abid wolverine in my underwear. Speaking of which (in a roundabout sort of way)

 

-CF

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No, you're quite definitely on to the wrong thing. In fact, everything you know is wrong. I would suggest that you ponder Clew #2: The Title.

 

Arpy

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No, you're quite definitely on to the wrong thing. In fact, everything you know is wrong. I would suggest that you ponder Clew #2: The Title.

 

Arpy

Well, I'm pretty much stumped then.

 

Although I wouldn't be surprised if it was Monty Python related.

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No, you're quite definitely on to the wrong thing. In fact, everything you know is wrong. I would suggest that you ponder Clew #2: The Title.

 

Arpy

 

You're going as an ergonomic keyboard?

 

-LB

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