Not me, pal. I've always been clueless...Why do they have to make those things so confusing?

Simply just tie up the tie.

Tie up the tie with a rope.

I saw a guy tie a tie with one hand! (not around his neck, mind you, but it was pretty awesome!)

(It was Apex Ministries, if anyone is interested...)

-CF

Divide the knot by 0

Can't help. I've tried for ages now, and still clueless.

It's just one of things you either know or don't.

...Wear clip-ons?

Ties confuse me so.

~Nikira

It's actually not too hard. Maybe I could make an instructional video for you using my sweet Pink Floyd tie.