Something I'm not going to claim in Fantasy Football this year.

Give you an idea of the futility I've put forth this year: According to the breakdown rankings (where your score is pitted against the scores of the entire league, and how you'd fare if you were playing someone other than your opponent that week, and readily visible versus your actual record), in games I've played, I'm 3-6. However, against the entire league, I'm 54-43-2. That's a full game over .500, yet my winning percentage is .333.

In other words, I find ways to lose games, week-in, week-out, and I cannot win a low-scoring game, no matter how hard I try. I must score 90 points to win in this league, where everyone else needs only 60. (If I score only 70, invariably my opponent that week will have scored 78 or more.)

Dead money.

Top that off with a long-overdue report that I have to push out today, and well, it doth not bode well for KIE.

At least the Saints got back to .500, with a legitimate shot of going 11-5, or even 12-4.

-KIE, who may be favored by 18 over Team LeBreton, but still expects to lose.