ONE YEAR LATER

“Look out Mr. Cheesey!”

Bullets whizzed past the monkey's head at a really, really high speed. Mr. Cheesey responded by throwing a banana bomb at the perpetrator, which detonated in midair and sent mini bananas flying at the ground at the enemy's feet. The super-slick banana goo sent the evil ninja/spy/soldier into a run on the spot before he slipped over and collapsed into a heap on the ground.

"You've done it again, Mr. Cheesey! You're the greatest!"

Josephine Alibrandi jogged over and ruffled the monkey's hair.

"Indeed? Why thank you, madam Alibrandi," replied the monkey in a strong English accent.

Since John had killed himself and Jacob had left her, Josie clearly had nothing to do with her new bore-filled life, so had decided to go and join a top secret special agent unit called GTBB (Guys That Beat Baddies). Currently, they were assigned to recover a super expensive shoelace called the 'Devil's Piano Wire', or DPW for short. It had been stolen from the Museum of Random Junk by top thief; Sir Takealot. Mr. Cheesey was her partner for the assignment.

Josie looked around. There was a door on the other side of the room. She walked over to it and grabbed the handle, but it was locked tight.

"Mr. Cheesey, hand me that super high powered disintegrator gun so I can make a new door in this wall," requested Josie.

"Certainly, madam," replied Mr. Cheesey. He reached into his mouth and withdrew what seemed to be a super high tech rocket launcher with a cone on the end.

Josephine aimed the device at the wall next to the door and fired. An orange beam of light erupted from the end and shot into the wall. The wall seemed to phase out of existence.

"Thanks Cheese," said Josie, and put the gun into a recycle bin, which had randomly appeared next to her (it could only be used once).

They looked through the newly created exit and saw another 15 evil ninja/spy/soldiers. They had an array of weapons; there was a sword, an axe, a few handguns, a toothpick, and so on. One of them tossed an Extra Effective Sleeping Gas Grenade at Mr. Cheesey.

"NOOOOO!" Jose dived in front of Mr. Cheesey and grabbed the grenade.

"Ha! You cool dudes didn't even pull the pin!" laughed Josie and threw the grenade back (after pulling the pin). The gas spewed forth from the grenade and shrouded the evil ninja/spy/soldiers in it. When it cleared, they were all asleep on the ground. Josie and Mr. Cheesey high fived eachother.

They walked into the room. Suddenly, cages sprung up from the ground, trapping the pair. A TV appeared on the wall and showed Sir Takealot's face.

"Bwahahahahah! You thought you could take the Devil's Piano Wire from ME, Percival Sandy Takealot?!?" laughed Sir Takealot.

"Your first name's Percival?" sniggered Josie from behind the bars.

"Might I also point out the amusement in the fact that his second name is that of a female's?" said Mr. Cheesey.

"SILENCE! I will have you know that if one speak out of turn once more I shall terminate you on the spot! Now tell me! Where is the Unholy Diamond of Ur'Gatoz?" demanded Percival.

"The what what of what?" asked Josie.

"What? Oh, right. That was just a dream. Oh well, may as well terminate you then…" sighed Sir Takealot.

He pressed a button. Nothing happened. He pressed it again. Still nothing happened.

"What's going on? Why isn't the laser coming down to incinerate you both?" complained Sir Takealot, and looked back to Josie and Mr. Cheesey. But they had gone.