Ode To Windows Vista
Entry posted by Soroc: Jedi of Stone
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Long loading time, why does a
Text file take forever
To open? I just want to
Write in my epic, but my
Laptop is as slow as an XP
On 256 meg of RAM.
My two Gigs of Random
Access Memory fall
Into the pit of the Sarlac.
Will Boba Fett find them
Useful? I think not. Windows
Vista opens a Portal into an
Institution of Criminal Insanity.
Why can't I convert to Linux?
The penguin scares my father, he
Fears the wrath of corporate
Masters who will not permit us
To compute efficiently. I cannot
Convince him otherwise. Together,
We are birds smashed into clear
Windows.
Text file take forever
To open? I just want to
Write in my epic, but my
Laptop is as slow as an XP
On 256 meg of RAM.
My two Gigs of Random
Access Memory fall
Into the pit of the Sarlac.
Will Boba Fett find them
Useful? I think not. Windows
Vista opens a Portal into an
Institution of Criminal Insanity.
Why can't I convert to Linux?
The penguin scares my father, he
Fears the wrath of corporate
Masters who will not permit us
To compute efficiently. I cannot
Convince him otherwise. Together,
We are birds smashed into clear
Windows.
I think this effectively communicates my distaste for my current operating system.
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