I have a ring of friends who all have one thing in common, and that's dementedness. We really enjoy it. Usually it makes people either laugh or.... walk away and never come back. In this brief section in the Book O' Dementedness, I will make a list of some words or phrases stated by either I or some of my demented friends and what they mean.

Puhwuhbee - I say this when I am angry many times over and over

Chicka-tss-ahh-mmm - No Idea what that means

I'm crispen, da crispen' novels! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - Unknown

Cakewah - Cool

Who wants some moneys - No Reason

Fwubby - No Idea

Der' Doin Desastah.... Ping pong tables!! - Made up aftere listening to 'Almighty Dollar' by Ozzy Osbourne

Splinkty Kubbins - Random name

'Son, fetch me the stam-puh-zuh.' 'Yes, fathah...' (in English accent) - My friend came up with that

(man with badger duct-taped to his trenchcoat sleeve, then badger falls off trenchcoat) 'Yep, I mean, I mean, yep, that's my badger... - My friend came up with that too

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(old man in a darkly lit room in a spinning chair with a cat on his lap with the song 'Soulja Boy' in the background and old man has tattoo that says 'SEE' and cow in a dark corner with Bob Marley hat tapping a music box and cat is singing the 'OHHH!' parts of the song and cow is doing the 'Ting ting ting .... titing ti ting ting ting' part of the song)

- I made this up after I had a mocha. It wasn't decaf.

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Try being demented too! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!