Illogicality To The Max
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(The following weirdness escaped from my brain while working on a writing assignment. Only the second sentence has anything to do with the actual assignment. I think my subconscious might be trying to tell me something here, but who knows?)
Directions: First, try a sauteed orangutan, seasoned with purple rain and baked in a plastic trash bag for four hours at maximum heat. If the problem persists, let a mob boss or supervisor know, but do not react to the person bothering you with snarky comebacks or ICBMs. Zaphod may be just this guy, you know, but there’s no denying that breakfast is the most important meal of the year. Use Orlando Bloom’s toenails as a garnish, then serve with potent alcoholic beverages to dull the pain of having a flaming ape shoved down your esophagus (Esophagus would be a great name for a blog, as would The Flaming Ape. Any takers?). I am the Bishop of East Anglia; anyone who doesn’t believe me can look me up in the book.
Warning: Injuries may be result! For well ending, it advises that throwing the ape away and to order pizza instead.
Original Date: 1-18-08
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