False Alarm
So last night my mom thought she was going into labor...
The midwife, midwife's assistant, and my mom's friend from church came over...
I hauled innumerable pots of boiling water up the stairs to refill the tepid birthing tub...
I mass-spammed an "Our Mom's in labor" e-mail to, like, everyone...
And the baby didn't actually come out. So I stayed up until 1am for nothing.
Still, jolly good practice for when the kid does come. I like being an assistant...
*wants a shark with a frickin' laser beam on its head*
*is somehow tired*
*imitates Bunda*
AtA
The midwife, midwife's assistant, and my mom's friend from church came over...
I hauled innumerable pots of boiling water up the stairs to refill the tepid birthing tub...
I mass-spammed an "Our Mom's in labor" e-mail to, like, everyone...
And the baby didn't actually come out. So I stayed up until 1am for nothing.
Still, jolly good practice for when the kid does come. I like being an assistant...
*wants a shark with a frickin' laser beam on its head*
*is somehow tired*
*imitates Bunda*
AtA
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