*Hires to kill you*

Who says that guy is dying?

*Kills Tohu*

*kills*

Just this last time.

*attempts too strangle*

Ha! I don't need to breathe!

*bashes -Adv-'s head in*

*Chucks grenade at -Adv-*

Just to make sure...

*Covers -Adv- in cement*

That oughtta work.

*Zephyr gives you some "good soup" AKA liquid nitrogen*

*Bludgeon breaks, grenade malfuctions, liquid nitrogen tastes good*

*sends all of your enemys to kill you at once* and just to make sure *sends a random noob to tell you bad theorys until you go insane and kill your self* have a nice day

If all my enemies haven't killed me before, why would they have better luck now?

Oh, and I've adapted to noobs.

*incases you in solid gold then sends you into a black hole* I hope you had a nice day

I am immune to black holes!

*Sticks in electric chair, throws into pit of starved cougars, and fills pit with cement*

Uses fast reply to kill -Adv-. Then kills him a million trillion billion times. Attacks are unavoidable, unexplainable, and undefeatable. You lose.

-Adv- Edit: You godmod, I godmod.

Cement also immobilizes cougars and shorts out electric chair.

If I can't avoid it, I'll cheat my way out of it.

Being buried doesn't kill me, I don't need to breathe.

*sets off nuke right over you*

*Explodes you*

Ku Klux.

Just kidding. But the black stick figure is you.

*Locks*