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A Really Sad Sign...


Boogie Monsta

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I was at a gas station, right? And I say a sign that said, "Do not siphon gas with your mouth."

 

You know you live in a too-far-gone generation when you need that sign...

 

Can't you imagine somebody?

 

"Well, I put in my card.....Pulled that little switch.....But the gas still doesn't come out. Maybe it's time to start siphoning the gas with my mouth. Seems to be the next logical step..."

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Better than a 'CURRENT EMPLOYEES ONLY' sign that I saw once.

 

But that's just awesome.

 

EDIT - Actually, Air Force O' Dalek, I bet someone did try to do that. It's amazing the things that people get sued over...

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Ya, some people will do any thing t get an extra buck.

 

I was reading an artical in school about these kinds of things, I am not lieing these are true labels on products.

 

On a butane lighter: Warning Flame may cause fire.

On a child stroler: Cation, remove child before folding.

On a tractor: Cation, Avoid death.

On a Iron on t-shirt patch: Cation, remove shirt before ironing.

 

These are examples of Ameracan "know how", I feel sorry for the people who don't have common sence and did one of the things above.

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Yep, it's totally true, and I believe what you said up there, too, popup.

 

I'll believe anything like that after a label on a bag of peanuts I saw:

 

Caution, this product may contain nuts.

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Yep, it's totally true, and I believe what you said up there, too, popup.

 

I'll believe anything like that after a label on a bag of peanuts I saw:

 

Caution, this product may contain nuts.

On a can of oysters -

CONTAINS - OYSTERS, COTTON SEED OIL, (something else I can't remember)

 

WARNING - CONTAINS OYSTERS!!!!

 

Well, I guess they'd have to put that in there, due to all the fake crud that's in food these days. It could be chicken in those oysters for all's I care.

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