Yep, four years now. I cannot believe I've been putting up with her since 2002.

It's like 7:30 in the morning when I'm woken up by either my grandpa or my mom telling me that everyone's going to be out of the house so I'll have to make myself lunch. And then my sister comes in and I forget what was said but apparently a response was excpected of me concerning her.

It's SEVEN in the morning in the SUMMER, I usually get up at nine, at that point I'm so groggy I couldn't do two plus two with a calculator. So I'm sitting up in bed mumbling "what?" for like five minutes and then I'm like "Oh, oh! Happy Birthday!" and my sister gets all gleeful and runs out of the room, no doubt to get Grandma and Grandpa to wish her the same.

I then flop back in bed and half-doze until nine.

I probably ought to grab a quick bite to fill myself until lunch. I haven't had a proper breakfast in ages...