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Currently Torturing:

Metallic O'Dalek

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Chocolate Peeps.

 

Favorite torture methods:

 

1.) Cut off the ears

 

2.) Cut off the faces

 

3.) Cut off right ear, stick under bowl on on plate, microwave for one minute

 

4.) Slowly cut off ears, then face, then head

 

5.) Hang upside down from string and beat like a pinata (sp?)

 

6.) Stick in cup of water, then microwave while wet

 

7.) Cut out liver, and microwave liver

 

8.) Cut apart, rearrange, and microwave

 

I will gladly accept and try suggestions. =D

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.:Rohn:.

:o ! How could you! The peeps are awesome! Just eat them and be done with it! O loyal peeps, I pine thee. *Takes hat off*

:P

ILLEGAL WORD: REMOVED!

-Rohn

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~TKM~

Try stabbing them.

 

Or cutting out their livers.

 

Or cutting out their livers and microwaving their livers.

 

:P

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.:Rohn:.
:o ! How could you! The peeps are awesome! Just eat them and be done with it! O loyal peeps, I pine thee. *Takes hat off*

:P

ILLEGAL WORD: REMOVED!

-Rohn

You like tormenting me, don't you? :P

Oh Eye, (Hah!)

-Rohn

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Eranok

'The ultimate torture'

 

1. Tie them in a chair

2. Feed them brussel sprouts.

3. And if they are still alive make them watch Dora the Explorer.

 

I know I'm brilliant.

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Shine

This is quite possibly even more disturbing than that old topic about machine-processed chicken... Congrats! ^^

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SgtPanda

How 'bout giving them to Tyson (a meat supplier) and kill them like the chickens they use to give KFC?

~SGT~

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