T-Hybrid is currently trying to wrangle 7 digitally enhanced cats for litterbox training. While he fights for his life, he has asked his newest guest writer to fill in.

This is Apollomon: checking in for my first shift here at the newly renamed Scratchin' Post. Due to some unfortunate majhost.com errors, the place currently has more red x's than actual images, but I assure you the new look is incredible! T's gone all out hiring some new help in the form of the Vice Katz, but I think he underestimated the effort it would take to actually, well, control them.

I'd love to help, but I've got problems of my own. As Bouncer, I'm entitled to use the living quarters that come with the position. ViceGreymon was a slob! I have to give him credit for building a lounging chair out of pizza boxes (keeping in mind that both of us are significantly larger than the normal human). But he should've at least thrown out the crusts before taping it all together.

I guess on the plus side there's plenty of mice running around. All this work has made me a bit hungry, but I'll get to that after I finish cleaning this place...and I can't do that until I finish this entry. I had originally baked cookies for everybody here at the Post, but then I ate them.

As far as how I'll carry out my Bouncerly duties, I fully expect it to be a structured yet amusing program from sun-up to...uh...when does this place close again? Whatever the case, I eagerly the promise of tomorow. My first real day on the job.

Hope you all come back and visit!