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I've Cracked The Code!

Metallic O'Dalek

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I'm telling you, there's a conspiracy! First Smeag, now Makaru! At this rate, the whole of BZPower will become girls! The admins are plotting our demise. Even as you read this, they communicate through Email and Pms! In fact, I'm most likely to be one of their next victims, as I've discovered this plot. We must act now! If we don't, you'll all be sorry! Well, don't just sit there, do something! Even as I type, the Admins close in on me, they're planning to convert my gender! It's just sick! SICK! S-I-C-K! Well you know what? I refuse! I refuse to be changed! I will not fall to these great powers of the Admins! This power they have been given has effected their minds, turning them into monsters! Monsters, I tell you! It's crazy! M-O-N-S-T-E-R-S! I'm probably being changed as you read this! I'm serious! They plan to change us all to girls! Oh, and you know what? I absolutely REFUSE to go clothes shopping if they do it to me! I REFUSE! You got that? R-E-F-U-S-E! Ha! "It's secret", they said, "they'll never know", they said. HA! I laugh in your faces, Admins! I figured something was up, and I cracked the code! You'll never get away with this! Never! N-E-V-E-R! NEVER! NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!

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Metallic O'Dalek

*is scared* However, I refuse to give in! I will never give in! NEVER! N-E-V-E-R! Not even the threat of becoming a goat will scare me! I'll stop you, Admins, I'll stop you once and for all!

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BrassEXE Toa of Gold

Dalek, I agree with you. But how can we stop this from happening? And if I get changed, please, whatever you do, stop me from becoming a Mega fangirl ok?

 

 

 

DALEK SAYS: Grammar = Edited

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Metallic O'Dalek

Plans: Well, first we go to GD, then we equalize the phason generator. Next, we reverse the polarity. After that, we un-equalize the Balantrom. After that, we... alright. I give up. I don't have plans. =(

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Guest kopakanuva13

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I've got it! They're using Shadow Leeches, but with their power suck mode switched from light to masculinity!

Noooo! They're taking me! Must... resist...

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SgtPanda

That's just discrimination against women :P

Sure'n you don't like it.

But there are other girls who are typing as boys.

Well....Not me...

~SGT~

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Cei

Makandra:Aren't I cool?But as a Priemer? :P

 

Anyways,you're theory is very correct,but one thing....

 

Isn't it gonna take like a year to transform over 15,000 members?

 

~:Ken:~

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Alex Humva
Makandra:Aren't I cool?But as a Priemer? :P

 

Anyways,you're theory is very correct,but one thing....

 

Isn't it gonna take like a year to transform over 15,000 members?

 

~:Ken:~

nope. just run a few programs, and you have every one a girl.

but i refuse to type in pink. wether tufi wishes it or not.

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Sejuani

No! It's the femalizer ray cannon! *ZZZZZZZAAPP!* No! Must… resist… going… shopping…!

Off topic: am I the first to notice that THREE PEOPLE on here have banners made by kohrak kal: sonic engineer?

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