Throw rabid wombats at them.

~D

Well that depends, first awnser these questions...

1. Are they older than you

2. What do they do to you?

3. Are they hot?!

4. Are they stronger then you?

1.) One is.

2.) Tell bad jokes.

3.) No.

4.) the older one is.

I vote Option F, which means sbend the rest o your lifetime scheming against them, and when they're on their deathbeds, pulling some stupid prank on them.

Oi,

-Rohn

Hmm, this will be hard. Tell worse jokes?

Definitely B.