Save The Eyesight Campaign!
SHORT VERSION FOR JUDGES:
We judges must spread the movement and fight da powa', and stick it to the Man! (Well maybe not the last two) Basically, you can read the long version if you want, but here's the short one to save your eyesight: Fight against bad eyesight caused by reading too many entries!
LONG ENTRY FOR NON-JUDGES
Yes, that's right folks. Save The Eyesight campaign is here. We are here to go on a wild fundraiser to raise money for our poor judges. With this newfound money, we will buy contacts and glasses for all the judges. If we're lucky, we can buy some laser eye surgery for those extreme cases of judgetoolongandyoureyeswillgobad. Yes, we know. Judgetoolongandyoureyeswillgobad is a terrible case of eyesight loss, brought on by reading too many entries. If not treated right away, a judge could go mentally insane, and worst of all: have blurred vision.
So please, if you want to help fight the disease known as judgetoolongandyoureyeswillgobad and fight for a good cause, please put this banner, graciously provided by bonesiii, as your sig. (This part isn't joking. We ought to go with the gag and do it. Bones and I are trying to see how many people -- hopefully mostly judges -- that we can find to do this.
(Note: This is purly sarcasm folks. No...we aren't going to actually start a fund. Would be nice though...)
B) <-- Because I'm blind now, so I wear sunglasses...
EDIT:
Help fight the cause! Spread the word! Fight da powa' and stick it to the man!
LINK AND BANNER:
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LINK ONLY:
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BANNER ONLY:
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Thanks to all who wish to play along!
~U
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