Welcome to the 2nd Edition of the CLNB, news YOU can depend on.

The lawsuit over the alleged poodle attack is set for today. If the allegedly attacked Comic Maker wins, the poodle will be put down. The poodle's owner is saying his poodle never attacked the Comic Maker, but he could not explain the bite and claw marks all over the Comic Maker's body.

Icarax opened his new cooking show today to positive reviews. However, he apparently ate several critics who gave him negative reviews. He refused to comment on this claim.

-TN05