2 and 3 make sense to me.

~AA

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You're listening to the advice of paper leaflets enclosed inside a cookie?

My advice is to not be so superstitious.

Really, it's unlikely that said "suggestions" are really that helpful. Sure, it's possible you might be successful completely demolishing your hometown, and selling the ruins as mud, but honestly, don't be so fond of what a bunch of randomly assorted sentences say. If you want to go take a mudbath, that's fine. I'm just saying that it's unlikely to help anything.

...

Sorry, was I too blunt?

-Ngakunui

Are you talking to me? Because if you are, I never said I needed the new job. It's the person writing these who needs a new job. =D