Have you ever noticed that People rarely ever type accents on Computers? And if they do its like this: y r u join teo d prty??? !!! !!! !!! ! Or: I LOVE BZPWER!!!!!!!!! BZPWOEER ROXS!!!!

Yeah, thats what I mean by accent.... NOT, those are the only acents you see and they aren't real, So, I have some demonstrations prepared that I learned from intense book reading.

Rustic: Oi sure bain't oi smurt one boi okey, but Oi bee's a good un who'll do 'is daiuly wurk.

Captual(I have no Idea what that means...): Well from my large perspective I would say you are suffering from to much work and that you need to get a better hold on your everyday iissues My rrecommendation is you pick a good book and try to finish it in less than 3 hours straight, I on the other hand am capable of finishing a good 1000 page novel in 3 hours, but you may take a smaller one, say 500 pages and try that one out for size, once you have go for large books at the local library.

Baby: Whur bee's der hunny mamy? im ungry, we bee's just a smalsh choild.

Englander Military: Capitol scoff wot wot? Learnt it from your ma eh? Lively in the ranks there teenshun! AAboutFace on the double now, March! Caryers in the back trade ppositionswi the front runners and take your leave for rrelief

Highlander: Ahv been worken o my famers tan, but my wee sheart will nay stay on my large braw bonney seal( f ) de-ye ken?

Now southern, see, I am southern and I havn't heard northern a great deal so everything translates to southern (which isn't all that bad and is more normal than northern) for me and I don't know what the spelling differances are so I am no good at spelling it... unless you just look at my normal typing which is the way I pronouce most of my words, although I am working on the word "Catch" So realy you wouldn't notice much of an accent on me, although I am a lot more Captual than every one I know. here is my Highland Boast: Ahm a braw squirl born free o tha land an a highlander by nature If ye wana fight my Braw seal ye best be on yer guard fra ahm no beasty tay a bee messen whi ye ken? That was fun...

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