This week we have our standardized tests (starting today). My school usually has a quick speech or whatever to lower the tension. But of course, it couldn't have been something that simple. My school staffers went overboard this year with the whole "We Believe In YOU!!11!" thing, which resulted in having a "Do Good On Your Test" pep rally yesterday, complete with our school mascot (music teacher in a costume), fake cheerleaders (from a local high school), a baseball analogy from our principle, and some testing songs (don't ask). >.< ²

Please save me.

Edit: My dad owes me $130. With interest.