She ain't my friend. *Shoots penguin*

And no, the penguins won't fight me. I'm Bender.

I <3 Penguins, therefore... Nikira = Only partially dead.

This is entry is about pirate penguins. Which is impossible unless the penguins went through the impassable tests of testcon.

let's all be serious now.

 

~Sunneh

....

Guys, there's one problem with all of this.

 

Nikira's too awesome to die.

Quoted for truth.

~Sunneh

*shanks you all*

~AA

Guys, there's one problem with all of this.

 

Nikira's too awesome to die.

Quoted for truth.

 

~Sunneh

True dat.

but shes like one of my closest buds on bzp evar =(

but dok i though we had something special =(

uh oh

it looks like there's going to BE SOME DRAMA IN HERE!!

*shanks you all*

 

~AA

*unshanks* *shanks AA* *Joins in Nikira's frantic Penguin Running*

Oi,

-Rohn

but shes like one of my closest buds on bzp evar =(

but dok i though we had something special =(

but you're on ostrich in real life aren't you?

I <3 Penguins, therefore... Nikira = Only partially dead.

QFT.

-Nikira

Indeedeedoo.

Now where did Everclear put my penguins... >

-Nikira

Hmm, that's a bit of a trek. :|

I know! I'll go to the zoo. : D

-Nikira

Penguins are birds. They don't fly, but they are.

Penguins are birds. They don't fly, but they are.

I think penguins could fly if they put their mind to it.

Penguins are birds. They don't fly, but they are.

I think penguins could fly if they put their mind to it.

You could say the same thing about ostriches learning how to swim, but I don't think either would ever happen without massive consequences. xP

-Nikira

JET PACKS

I think the penguins would built jetpacks if they wanted to really fly.

They already have.

Yeah, but they don't work very well. Instead of flying, the jetpacks unfly and drill into the ground.