Vak and Elementoid sent me into a computer, promising I would end up in the Matrix.

I didn't.

First they sent me into High School Musical.

Then Yours, Mine, and Ours.

Then after much deliberation, involving the possibilities of Halo games and horror films, they sent me into some R-rated flick. And they also uploaded Jason, Freddy, and Chuck Norris into the film. And I'm still stuck in there.

Updates will come.

EDIT: I'm out. Vak smashed the computer I was in shortly after I posted this, and that sent my mind back into my body. So I'm free now. =D