Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, Members of the Senate, and of the House of Representatives:

Yesterday, July 15th, 2008 -- a date which will live in infamy -- BZPower was suddenly and deliberately given a new premier member known as Cressona.

BZPower was at peace with that member and, at the solicitation of Cressona, was still in conversation with him and looking toward the maintenance of peace in the forums.

Indeed, three weeks after Cressona’s local post office had commenced mailing his premier form in to the BZPower admin Dimensioneer, the member’s ambassador to BZPower and his postman delivered to his home the completed premier membership form and his eleven dollars. And while this form contained the required payment and proper documentation, it contained no threat or hint of the premier-ness of Cressona.

It will be recorded that the distance of BZPower from Cressona’s home makes it obvious that the donation was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, Cressona has deliberately sought to deceive BZPower by false statements and expressions of hope for continued normal membership.

The upgrading yesterday of Cressona’s account has caused severe damage to BZPower servers and ordinary members. I regret to tell you that very many American dollars have been lost by Cressona. In addition, BZPower servers have been reported being frequently posted on the forums between S&T and General Discussion.

Yesterday, Cressona also launched a new blog.

Last night, Cressona checked the site to see if his form had gone through yet.

Last night, Cressona saw that he was not yet premier.

Last night, Cressona went to sleep.

Last night, Dimensioneer finally read Cressona’s form.

And this morning, Cressona went premier.

Cressona has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the BZPower forums. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The people of BZPower have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our forum.

As premier member of BZPower, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.

Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated membership, the BZPower community in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

I believe I interpret the will of the admins and of the members when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in our moderators - with the unbounding determination of our members - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us Tohu.

I ask that the staff declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly donation by Cressona on Monday, July 15th, a state of war has existed between BZPower and Cressona.