Translating well-known phrases into Spanish:

¿Así, he oído te gustan mudquipas?

¿Puedo tener una quesoburguesa?

Mi hijo...Tiene un sabor.

Esta. Es. Spartaaaa!

My old hobby? Drawing “HONK 4 HOBBITS” in the dust on car windows.

And on an unrelated note, little sisters around the ages of 7-12 have no tact. >_<

J'etoile, cheque-vous moi MOC magnifique: Linque pour vous. Tres awesomesauce.*

*No, I can't speak French. The above is a mixture of English words with Frenchified spelling and random bits of French I've sort of remembered, with no regard given to the meaning of said words. Just look at the MOC.