::looks at new sets::

::is interested, but only in a part or two of each set::

::goes over to kiosk, hits enter::

::selects body type of figure::

::selects color of body::

::selects head type, color and eyes::

::selects limbs and color::

::selects weapons and color::

::selects add-on options::

OF COURSE....

::some of the parts were not available inside the machine, so the whole thing will be mailed::

::tries to pay by credit card, forgetting it was left at home::

::prints out receipt and brings it up to the register to pay cash::

::impatiently waits by mailbox, but happy::

WAKES UP.

I'm whizzed that because they're mass-produced in canisters, that you have so little control over individual colors on some parts. Even with a certain site online that lets you buy used parts, it still doesn't let you get them in whatever color you want.

::goes back to sleep::

::realizes he's in public with no pants on and is embarrassed::

::realizes it's a beach with a female aerobics class going on::

::they aren't either:: B)