::walks Into Dream Toy Store:: ::goes To Lego Aisle::
::looks at new sets::
::is interested, but only in a part or two of each set::
::goes over to kiosk, hits enter::
::selects body type of figure::
::selects color of body::
::selects head type, color and eyes::
::selects limbs and color::
::selects weapons and color::
::selects add-on options::
OF COURSE....
::some of the parts were not available inside the machine, so the whole thing will be mailed::
::tries to pay by credit card, forgetting it was left at home::
::prints out receipt and brings it up to the register to pay cash::
::impatiently waits by mailbox, but happy::
WAKES UP.
I'm whizzed that because they're mass-produced in canisters, that you have so little control over individual colors on some parts. Even with a certain site online that lets you buy used parts, it still doesn't let you get them in whatever color you want.
::goes back to sleep::
::realizes he's in public with no pants on and is embarrassed::
::realizes it's a beach with a female aerobics class going on::
::they aren't either:: B)
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