Totally Nice Tips To Make You A "really Cool Dude"
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So, if you've ever not gotten a reply from a PM, because the member just ignores your silly PM and goes on with his/her life? Well, here's how to get a reply or at least a read for ANY personal message, even if it's just a typo-fixing message.
1. Use message titles that grab your attention! Some good ideas are :
"Dear *name*, my pants are off right now."
"TITLES BEGONE! I WILL BURN YOUR HOME!"
"I spam a lot, ban me!"
"My alt account is named *expletive*"
"Fo' shiz, *nameiz*!"
"MARRY ME OR I WILL *complete gibberish here*!"
2. I cannot stress enough the importance of using expletives in message titles, even if you have to bypass the censor to do it. Also, mentioning any losses of clothing is GOOD!
3. Include some twists and turns in your drama that is your typo suggestion!
"And then the Evil A destroyed the poor E, and was cast into oblivion forevermore."
4. Avoid cliches, but ignorant stereotyping and complete nonsense are OOOOO-TAY!
5. Avoid commenting on family members in insults - attack the pets instead.
This will be sure to give you attention in the form of multiple warn increases! Yay!
Now you know what to do. 
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