My name is BCii. It's an unusual name. It ends in ii.

- So? Lots of names end in ii. Like Hawaii. And the Nintendo Wii. And... uh... sestertii. And if there were two guys named Mercutio, they'd be, like, the Mercutii. And hey, yeah, there's that new Toa named Hewkii. So I don't see what's special about BCii. How do you pronounce that, anyway?

Ah. You see, in my name, the ii is silent. That's what makes it unusual.

- Oh... kay. So what's with the ii thing, then? Is it, like, the Roman numeral two? 'Cuz that's pretty lame. Number one is where it's at. You know, the winner, the original, the one and only... It kinda looks like you tried to rip off that bonesiii dude but didn't have the guts to go all the way.

Trust me, it has nothing to do with bonesiii.

- Then what is it about, wise guy? Some pathetic attempt at getting people's attention by being cryptic?

Worked on you, didn't it? (Laughs.) Take a pill, I'm kidding. No, the ii in my name is a secret.

- Oh.

Yup.

- Well. I gotta go. See you later, BCii. It was nice chatting with you.

You, too. Bye-bye.

Who was that, anyway?

-BC