Conspiracy Theory ^_^
I'm not sure where this stands on the 'allowed' scale of BZP, but here goes.
So, I was thinking how strange our culture is, like how things become popular, and suddenly unpopular again, and then reappear as popular later, and what's considered proper treatment of elders, and how the whole love-thing works, and stuff like that. And an unbelievably simple solution hit me.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying this is the way it is, I'll just use the absolute to save time.
Inside the earth is a little creature, with an amazing psionic aura, who subliminally influences the minds of humankind. It's incredibly boring down in the center of the earth, in his little heat-proof pod, so he uses his psionic energies to make the humans change their behavior, and it entertains him for a while, but then he gets bored, so he changes what we think is popular/accepted in culture. He's inside his pod right now, hoping I won't be crazy enough to actually believe in him.
Yup, you can say I'm crazy, but there's no way you can disprove it!
EDIT: As per Tom's suggestion about the creature being in a UFO, the reason I knocked that is because we would've found him already, since it would take an extreme amount of psionic energy (even more extreme than it already would) to control things from far enough away to escape detection, especially since there would always be a side of the earth that he couldn't see.
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