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Conspiracy Theory ^_^

Boogie Monsta

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I'm not sure where this stands on the 'allowed' scale of BZP, but here goes.

 

So, I was thinking how strange our culture is, like how things become popular, and suddenly unpopular again, and then reappear as popular later, and what's considered proper treatment of elders, and how the whole love-thing works, and stuff like that. And an unbelievably simple solution hit me.

 

DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying this is the way it is, I'll just use the absolute to save time.

 

Inside the earth is a little creature, with an amazing psionic aura, who subliminally influences the minds of humankind. It's incredibly boring down in the center of the earth, in his little heat-proof pod, so he uses his psionic energies to make the humans change their behavior, and it entertains him for a while, but then he gets bored, so he changes what we think is popular/accepted in culture. He's inside his pod right now, hoping I won't be crazy enough to actually believe in him.

 

Yup, you can say I'm crazy, but there's no way you can disprove it! ^_^

 

EDIT: As per Tom's suggestion about the creature being in a UFO, the reason I knocked that is because we would've found him already, since it would take an extreme amount of psionic energy (even more extreme than it already would) to control things from far enough away to escape detection, especially since there would always be a side of the earth that he couldn't see.

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Freddy Mallins

Dude, I thought 'he' was in a UFO....because 'he' can only be in one spot at a time (unlike Him), and there's been a lot of somewhat valid UFO sightings....oh well......besides, who knows what's in the center of the earth, anyway? All we know is that it's just a lot of energy radiating from it...or maybe I'm not up to date....

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The Optimist

How would a creature survive in there? How would he find food? How would he survive the heat? How would he live for thousands of years?

If you can answer those, I'll say that you've thought of everything, and I'll believe you, but not now. Doesn't seem possible at all. How would he have access to our brains and feelings? Also, not everybody likes the same thing. A lot of people like Caramelldansen, but I'm one of the (seemingly) few who doesn't. That would be a bit complicated for him, when you think of all the different opinions he should keep track of.

 

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Freddy Mallins
How would a creature survive in there? How would he find food? How would he survive the heat? How would he live for thousands of years?

If you can answer those, I'll say that you've thought of everything, and I'll believe you, but not now. Doesn't seem possible at all. How would he have access to our brains and feelings? Also, not everybody likes the same thing. A lot of people like Caramelldansen, but I'm one of the (seemingly) few who doesn't. That would be a bit complicated for him, when you think of all the different opinions he should keep track of.

 

BioNicolai

Remember, he is a fallen angel; who knows what he can do.

 

Hey Ferhag, update yon blog approval.

 

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Boogie Monsta

@Nico:

A creature with that immense psionic energy would have gone beyond the need for sustenance before it assumed that responsibility. The heat and pressure problem is solved by the heatproof pod that he stays in. And he hasn't died because he's immortal.

 

@Tom, did I ever say he's a fallen angel? I kinda imagined him as a little, alien-type creature. Ya know, blue skin, enlarged brain. Kinda like a cross between a Protoss and Krypto from the DAH games. But you could be right..

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The Optimist
@Nico:

A creature with that immense psionic energy would have gone beyond the need for sustenance before it assumed that responsibility. The heat and pressure problem is solved by the heatproof pod that he stays in. And he hasn't died because he's immortal.

 

@Tom, did I ever say he's a fallen angel? I kinda imagined him as a little, alien-type creature. Ya know, blue skin, enlarged brain. Kinda like a cross between a Protoss and Krypto from the DAH games. But you could be right..

How did he get his pod? How can he be immortal? ... yea, I'm really playing the skeptic one here :P

 

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