First, before the Forum upgrade, there was EDAWG. Then, KING WOMP eliminated this EDAWG. Later, a fellow named Terminatrix destroyed the honorable King. But the King of Soda sizzled that new one. But the local cool dude named Fred Fredburger took control. Now, today, August 27th, 2006, the King has returned. Lord of the Rings 3: Return of the King! King Womp's back, and he's stronger than ever! His rule will never end!