1: I think the picture above is proof enough.

2: Les Claypool would not claim to be Les Claypool.

3: Les Claypool is currently 44, not 75.

4: Les Claypool has stated that he cares as much about fishing as he does music. I do not see fishing in "Les's" interests.

5: Les Claypool was born on September 26, not August 11.

6: I saw Primus two nights ago. "Les" is still in the same spot.