Today, we went clothes-shopping for school uniform. And as my new uniform is black trousers/dark coloured jeans with a blue shirt/polo shirt, and the clothes in the local supermarkets are...horrible...(HEY! I may be a Raptor, but I do have a taste of fashion!)...we went to Next.

Normally, I'm a size 14, but all the clothes I tried on didn't fit, so I had to buy size 16 instead. And that doesn't help boost my self-confidence, (which I lack), and made me feel terrible.

So now I am grumpy.

PM me some jokes, and the best ones will appear on a box to our left.

-Phovos the Raptor.