Wait, aren't you 17? Can't you drive yourself?

Wait, aren't you 17? Can't you drive yourself?

Lack of a car says hi

Living with parents walks up to lack of car. It then proceeds to mug lack of car with claim of nonexistent party.

Living with parents walks up to lack of car. It then proceeds to mug lack of car with claim of nonexistent party.

Criminal Record proceeds to kick me in the stomach like a Black Man in LA (in 1990)

Off-topic; Srsly? What for?

Hmm...well, how are you getting to the Buckethead concert?

Off-topic; Srsly? What for?

 

Hmm...well, how are you getting to the Buckethead concert?

Mom apparently doesn't mind Buckethead.

It's also at a Bar.

Ah. Where's the Gwar concert?

Ah. Where's the Gwar concert?

An actual venue cause GWAR has commercial success

Ah. Hmm...could you walk or bike to sed venue, or is it too far?

Ah. Hmm...could you walk or bike to sed venue, or is it too far?

You're forgiven for asking this since you don't know the distance between the two places/aren't Floridian.

If I could walk or bike parents wouldn't mind giving me a ride and then picking me up

Hmm...friends, or is that eliminated by the criminal record?

Hmm...friends, or is that eliminated by the criminal record?

I have no criminal record, but would have one if I "jacked" my parents SINGULAR car ;D

And trust me I'm trying, but I have like maybe three friends who actually listen to GWAR and I rarely talk to them haha

What part of Florida do you live in again?

What part of Florida do you live in again?

Like an hour south of Tampa, near the coast.

Like if I remember correctly like 2-3 hours from where you live or summat like that

What part of Florida do you live in again?

 

Like an hour south of Tampa, near the coast.

 

Like if I remember correctly like 2-3 hours from where you live or summat like that

Yeah, that's too far. Sorry, can't help.

What part of Florida do you live in again?

 

Like an hour south of Tampa, near the coast.

 

Like if I remember correctly like 2-3 hours from where you live or summat like that

Yeah, that's too far. Sorry, can't help.

Yeah it's not much of a problem I'm sure I'll be able to find a ride, if not to GWAR then at least to Apocalyptica