The Order Of The Internetz
Here is something to put to rest- a way that we may all finally understand the order.
Awesome
Awesome is by far the most common of the Internetz Trinity. These works of craftsmanship are often comemorable and indeed something amusing- but it is the weakest of the Trinity, being good for only a few lawlz. Again, they are not bad and still above many Lawlz on the internet, but these pieces of Awesome are eventually forgotten. Members such as Spit, DX, and other such members use Awesome pix most often to obtain a positive status amongst others. While being the most recognized, they are not the highest of qualities
Amongst Awesomes are 300, Carameldansen, and Barrel Roll.
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Win
Win is not the Ultimate of the trilogy, but is above his lesser brother "Awesome" . Being of some more originality then Awesomes, Win Lawlz are more memorable in this sense and such more adapted to lasting and becoming universaly revered. Another thing about Wins are that they are actually lesser known then Awesomes, hence the originality. Being more along the lines of something homebrewed, they develope their own flavors and draw in different crowds of different sophistication.
Amongst the Wins are the infamous McDonalds VS Burger King series, Bedside Suprise and LEEEERRROOYY JENKKKINS.
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Epic
The dominant of all three, Epics are not to be confused with the more often then not cruddy Bzpower fanfics that involve lack of grammar and proper paragraphs. Epics are the most elusive of all three, only occasionally being discovered and even then are still underestimated by many. Epics can be so ground-shakingly incredible to those that discover them, more often then not resulting in a permanent of love said fads rotating around the original Epic. Every person on the internet has their small collection of the truly Epic, and will forever remember them.
While Epics are mostly centered around personal taste, many can still become globaly epic. Such include The Gman, Lando Clarissian and the Epic Manuever series.
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Once every thousand years or so, the trinity might come together in the form of an underdog YTMND. When the forces of Epic, Win, and Awesome combine, a true wonder of the universe comes into being. These moments of jubilation are brief, but those who witness such a moment of glory emerge forever changed. I am talking about nothing but the appearence of a Miracle Worker:
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I know this for a fact, for I myself expierenced such a miraculous moment- long live Ted Danson.
That concludes my theory, it was tough to formulate SO BACK OFF BOIS.
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