This goes to the tune of "Numa Numa" and no I didn't make it up, I just found it. ^^

Hello, it’s true

Your Dell, won’t boot

And I made, something that runs

To show you, that you’re screwed

Hello, hello

My PC, it won’t load

I will not pay, your lousy bill

And I throw it at the wall

When you leave my screen it fades to grey

Turned it on today, now my data’s gone away

When you make my PC load and play

Then your lousy bill I’ll pay

My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!

My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!

I know, it seems

My bill’s extreme

And I bought

Something to fix the colors, on your screen

Hello, hello

My PC, it won’t load

I will not pay, your lousy bill

And I throw it at the wall

When you leave my screen it fades to grey

Turned it on today, now my data’s gone away

When you make my PC load and play

Then your lousy bill I’ll pay

My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!

My PC, My PC, My PC, is on fire!