On The Subject Of Cigarettes
"Scientists, I'm glad to say that your worries are entirely baseless. Though your statistics do seem to show that most cigarette-smokers develop cancer, I'm sure we can agree that, in the end, it's nothing more than a tragic coincidence. With me, you see, I have brought in ten packs of cigarettes. Will the jury please watch carefully as I smoke them through the court proceedings and fail to develop cancer?"
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