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Dokuma

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Are what my blog is best known for... well, not really. :P

 

While there have been a few girl updates in between, the last time I really gave you guys an exhaustive rundown was... wow, in April, when I rebought my premiership.

 

Here's what was said in that entry:

 

The "list"... which is, of course, the list of girls I like... is radically different. Happy happy joy joy is henceforth renamed "Hey hey whatever whatever" because I am no longer interested. As for the others... Unattainable Goal is still on the list... Blue Eyes has a boyfriend who lives in another state and she's doing one of those "oh we're gonna get married eventually lol except we're no where near mature enough etc lol lol lol" things, so she's off the list too... I'll add another one, we can call her "Yeah right, Dokky" because we're great friends, but she's probably a a little too old for me... and then there was one who went on the list and right off again because of her politics, but just in case she does ever get back on the list, we'll call her "Bagelfuls" because Bagelfuls are an amazing new product from Kraft that I'm addicted to and wanted to name something after... and finally, we'll add someone we'll call "DOK YOU ARE A FOOL" because she's definitely too old for me. :P

Many things have changed since April, not the least of which being the adding of this gal. But yeah, she is dating someone else... on the other hand, the guy looks like he's 12 even though he's a senior, so I dunno.

 

But the reason I'm so into her is for (shock and awe!) actual deep reasons, like values and personality. =O

 

Unattainable Goal isn't really on the list anymore.

 

Bagelfuls is a great friend, but still not on the list. Doesn't matter, anyway, because she has a boyfriend (who is in his twenties >>).

 

As I look back at this list, I'm not entirely sure who "Yeah right, Dokky" was. :P If I had to guess who it was, I would have to inform you that while she may kinda be on the list, she's not a priority in terms of pursual.

 

"DOK YOU ARE A FOOL" now lives in Texas. Also, while I once spent four hours on the phone with her, I think I called her too much afterwards. We're close friends, but I haven't spoken to her since her move. Not a priority.

 

Also, adding another one to the list... the best friend of the one whose boyfriend looks twelve (LOL AWKWARD).

 

Now, here's where you come in...

 

You get to come up with names for those girls filling the first and second spots on the list. In at first, the girl who is dating that guy. In at second, her friend. Yes, that sounds terrible, but I've become friends with both of them as whenever I hang out with one, the other's around.

 

For your consideration, #1 and I once wore a green polo on the same day. Also, they're both in marching band as well as the worship team at youth group (as am I) as singers. And... um... be creative! =D

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The Orb
LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THING 1 AND THING 2 ARE AND NEED A PICTURE

 

hi wyattu :)

 

WELL MAYBE THERE ARE PEEPS OUT THERE WHO DON'T I DON'T KNOW WHY

 

hi doxieherd

 

hay did u evr try to send me a message and get blocked? 'cause for some reason u were on my blok list when i nevr put u there :???:

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Angry Nidhiki

lol dok

 

my girlfriend dumped me and now I totally like her friend except she's off the list because she's dating this guy, and I'm ok with that because he too is a fan of Parliament Funkadelic

 

also chocolate milk

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Dokuma

lol nid

 

LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THING 1 AND THING 2 ARE AND NEED A PICTURE

 

hi wyattu :)

 

WELL MAYBE THERE ARE PEEPS OUT THERE WHO DON'T I DON'T KNOW WHY

 

hi doxieherd

 

hay did u evr try to send me a message and get blocked? 'cause for some reason u were on my blok list when i nevr put u there :???:

no, i didnt, unblock me though lol :)

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The Orb
lol nid

 

LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THING 1 AND THING 2 ARE AND NEED A PICTURE

 

hi wyattu :)

 

WELL MAYBE THERE ARE PEEPS OUT THERE WHO DON'T I DON'T KNOW WHY

 

hi doxieherd

 

hay did u evr try to send me a message and get blocked? 'cause for some reason u were on my blok list when i nevr put u there :???:

no, i didnt, unblock me though lol :)

 

i did :­D

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Bagelfuls is a great friend, but still not on the list. Doesn't matter, anyway, because she has a boyfriend (who is in his twenties >>).

She's 15ish, right? Because the one thing I can't figure out apart from why some girls date guys way older then them, is why some guys date girls way younger then them. Seriously, if you're 20 something and you date a teen then you're a freak. Date someone your age.

 

#1 should be POLO GIRL BUTT and #2 should be POLO GIRL BUTT v2.0.

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Dokuma
Bagelfuls is a great friend, but still not on the list. Doesn't matter, anyway, because she has a boyfriend (who is in his twenties >>).

She's 15ish, right? Because the one thing I can't figure out apart from why some girls date guys way older then them, is why some guys date girls way younger then them. Seriously, if you're 20 something and you date a teen then you're a freak. Date someone your age.

 

#1 should be POLO GIRL BUTT and #2 should be POLO GIRL BUTT v2.0.

she's 17 i think, but i agwee. evidently they started dating years ago before he was in his twenties, but still, it's weird, like hey use some sense ppl

 

btw i don't want to call them butts and the other one doesnt wr polos

 

Dok, you are too much of a pimp... too many girls! :???:

sorry :begging:

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Dokuma
Why not Green Tee and Singer, respectively?

 

TMD

I likey, even though they're both singers. =D

 

And great ones at that. =D

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she's 17 i think, but i agwee. evidently they started dating years ago before he was in his twenties, but still, it's weird, like hey use some sense ppl

there's the two year rule, saying you can't date anyone who two years younger/older then you.

 

Age + 7 as well.

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if she's 17 nao, then the oldest she can daet is 20, so it might be alrite. though if hes older then gross

 

You know what? I'll just spell normally now.

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Ta-metru_defender
Why not Green Tee and Singer, respectively?

 

TMD

I likey, even though they're both singers. =D

 

And great ones at that. =D

Hmm, why not Singing Friend? And btw, the Green Tee pun is too good to pass up.

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Dokuma

Yes, PUN FTW =)

 

Yeah, that rule makes sense. Although once you're an adult it makes less of a difference.

 

Like, I wouldn't let my daughter date an adult guy while she was in her teens.

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