Not the language, which is horribly illogical and should be stoned. The college class, rather. Here is how to have an enjoyable English class:

Get a toy sheep from your teacher, decide to name him George, and then spend most of class playing with him while concocting a ridiculous backstory for him with your classmates and describing him using various essay techniques.

Also, my parents bought me a car.

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