Well, my good pal Elementoid has been having some problems with his internet connection lately. And so on AIM, he made his status message "Internet has gone insane. I've chained it down for now but it could get away any second."

Thus....

Teebert (4:44:40 PM): *snips ur internet's chains*

Teebert (4:44:42 PM): >8D

elementoid signed off at 4:44:46 PM.

elementoid is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

Teebert (4:45:22 PM): zomg

elementoid signed on at 4:45:23 PM.

elementoid (4:45:30 PM): that was ironically well-timed