Today at school, we had an "emergency drill," to prepare us for natural disasters. I was randomly selected to be an "injured" student, who the teachers had to "rescue". I played the part of a guy with severe stomach pain, so I was forced to stay in my class, on the floor, with my legs tucked against my chest until they "rescued" me.

It took them an HOUR.

Pretty bad rescue squad. If it'd been a real disaster, I would have been dead by the time they reached me.

-Nuju Metru