Then need to use golf clubs moar.

Chainsaws=Waaaaaay overused.

No one ever uses rocket launchers. =P

Or combs.

Or toothbrushes.

Toasters.

Butter knives.

Chewing gum.

Or DVDs.

I'm a scary person. O_o

How about my finger? I could gouge someone's eyes out with that method, and then I could just shove my index finger as far as it will go into their eyesocket.

Sounds fun, maybe I should try that sometime.

Heeeyyy... Robo come here, I wanna show you a magic trick.