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The Saddest Butchering Of The Grammar Of The English Language That I Have Ever Endured.


Necro

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Besides previous AIM conversations with the guy that is(For his security he will be called the guy.). The subject of the following is a concert both he and I are going to tonight;

 

(3:55:19 PM) The Guy: maybe ill cya tonight

(3:55:22 PM) The Guy: lol

(3:55:48 PM) Me: Perhaps.

(3:56:02 PM) The Guy: who r u goin with

(3:56:07 PM) Me: My father.

(3:56:10 PM) The Guy: kool

(3:56:14 PM) The Guy: r u exited?(Editor's note; He originally had three more question marks in addition to the first one, but the filter removed them)/

(3:56:19 PM) Me: Sort of.

(3:56:25 PM) The Guy: y only sorta?

(3:56:40 PM) Me: I don't get excited that easily.

(3:56:47 PM) The Guy: y

(3:56:59 PM) Me: I don't know, I just don't.

(3:57:04 PM) The Guy: kk

(3:58:56 PM) The Guy: i hope they play tommys holiday camp

(3:59:26 PM) Me: They may.

(3:59:32 PM) The Guy: yup

(3:59:54 PM) The Guy: gtg maybe il cya

 

I'm fine with occasional bad grammar, but I can't stand this guy. It's like he's banging on the keyboard and just hoping something coherent comes out. The worst part is he said he'd "get better once the school year starts". He's gotten worse. The fact he crossed his word is probably what's ticking me off the most about his grammar.

 

I'd block him, but he never returned the lyrics for a song I wrote, so I' trying to negotiate a time to go to his place to pick them up.

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O_o

 

That's seriously the saddest butchering of the grammar of the english language that you have ever endured?

 

Prepare to have your brain asploded. :lol:

 

Disty: wai wud a squid eat doritos?

Sam: cos he is sewans squid ^____^

Disty: :D

Disty: very well

Sam: awlso dont be fooled dat packit is huuuuuuuuuuuge

Sam: is giant squid an packit

Disty: lol

Disty: but squids live in the underwaturs

Disty: doritos are land critter food

Sam: no sewans squid is majik

Disty: kk

Disty: disteh has a bored

Sam: o

Sam: kweschun sewan

Disty: naw

Disty: cant fink of gud kweschuns

Sam: sillwy

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Wanna hear a quote from the surveys we did at school?

 

"du u thenk te cafitira fud iz groose?"

And "doo u liek Boroko Bama ore Jone MacCane?"

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