...So, I just started using the English spelling checker on Microsoft Word for this story I'm writing, as opposed to the American English one that's on by default. It's MUCH more precise and correct with it's grammar and spelling.

I feel smarter already... @_@

It makes me wonder if the folks around me will be able to comprehend what I say and write after this, because it's coherent with everything I've heard people from English speaking countries say and that I've read in textbooks teaching me how to speak the language, and contrary to near everything I've heard the people here say.

...

ALSO don't ever read an encyclopedia article about the art of H.R. Geiger before you get ready to eat, because you'll likely do the exact opposite afterward.

-Ngakunui