There was a huge recital for my School Talent show yesterday. I'm an Emcee, someone who makes the show move by writing and performing skits in between acts. Yesterday, we spent, like, 5 hours meticulously "perfecting" each skit. The only problem is that when these wonderful skits my fellow Emcees and I wrote were worked on, they were stripped of every funny thing about them, until the whole show became a cutesy, corny shadow of its theorized self.

We had dreamed that we could make one of these Talent Shows funny for once. Our dream was, in one day, destroyed. One guy was so annoyed with the directors for ruining his favorite skit that he quit it, leaving that skit with a less suited person.

It SUCKED.

-Nuju Metru