Yeh. I'm poor by Western standards, but there's nothing I actually lack.

Except an iPod dock with speakers.

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Yeh. I'm poor by Western standards, but there's nothing I actually lack.

 

Except an iPod dock with speakers.

 

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QFW

You want kindness? This is America. Buy something or get out.

I love Christmas music, though. It's so fun. It just makes everybody in the house so happy .

You want kindness? This is America. Buy something or get out.

inb4sparta

Umm..I'm not saying don't buy anything. The economy would DIE.

Buy things and give them to people who can't afford them.

Thinking? Meh. Kids just want toys for Christmas and that's all that'll ever happen.

Kids. But what about the rest of us?

Why not?

Look, if you're buying toys... just give them to me.

These are kids we're talking here. They put Thomas the Tank engine in their mouth and wind up with lead paint poisoning from China, they're losing the parts, next thing you know little Timmy's choking on a projectile.

Just give them to me. I have experience with playing toys. I know how to play with them right.

If I don't like something, I'll donate it myself.

Come on. Do it for the children.

But you probably grew up with toys, right?

Ever think about, you know, not having that?

I'd be glad to take some toys off somebody's hands too, but really. It doesn't hurt me to stick with what I've got for a while.

Besides, you could be doing something more productive. Like building an atomic missile, or becoming Staff, or learning how to juggle while swinging from your legs on a trapeze.