Argh. Run the piece of wood that hangs over the side of the ship. Gargh. Shake my wood.

Arg, ye should be walkin' the plank for almost forgettin'! *shakes my... uh... hook at the computer screen* I be watching to make sure ye all be talkin' pirate. I got my... one eye on you. And me swabby be watchin' too, right swabby? *swabby nods* Me swabby only be motionin', he's a squirrel, you know?

Heh,ye be a strandin' with pirate talk,don't yeh?

No problem,it be a scurvy for a year for ye,matey.

Crew members,will e lend eh hand with this scalley wags punishment,why don't ye'?

Next time,it will be in the drink with ye',hehehehe.......

Oh well, at least there's International Hiccup Day on October 21st. *shrugs*

There's also an Internation Made-Up Thing-a-magigy Day on Febuary 31st. Spitty, so you shouldn't be talking.

International house of spam opens tommorow.