KILLAH TOFU!

Fast food feels fuzzy

'Cuz it's made from stuff that's scuzzy

I always thought I was such a nerd

I refuse to touch that strange bean curd

I wouldn't eat it-

WOOH!

But it ate yoouuu!

Ah Ee Ooh

KILLER TOFU!

Ee Ah Ee

Ooh Ee Ooh

KILLER TOFU!

I eat my sugar cereal

But it makes my teeth bacterial!

Ee Ah Ee Oh Oh

Ee Ah Ee

If you're feelin' kind of cruddy

Ee Ah Ee

Just stick right by your buddy

Ee Ah Ee Oh Oh

I don't eat-

T-T-T-T-T-Too much fried food!

Yah!

Ah Ee Ooh

KILLER TOFU!

Ee Ah Ee

Ooh Ee Ooh

KILLER TOFUUUU!